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Episode 1

Okay

Ilya Rozanov – said by Shane at their first meeting

Shane introduces himself

Sorry

You look pretty.

Really bad liar.

What is your room number?

1410

I might knock.

I’m not a chicken.

This is such a bad idea.

Do I make your curious?

Goodnight.

Is lie. Liar told you that.

Ilya saying “Shane Hollander” at their first NHL face-off

Shane Hollander. Will you disappoint them? No.

1221

Is someone chasing you?

Get on your knees.

What color?

I want to fuck you.

You are homeless

Hollander, you are having panic attack.

OMG Hollander you are so boring.

You have phone. Give.

Jane

Jane with text tone

See you next season.

Episode 2

Russians do not blush.

You will murder me.

Oh you missed me, didn’t you.

Mr. Businessman

Such an asshole.

You come here. No you come here. No you come here.

You still want? I still want.

You still want? I still want. (with background music)

Now the bed’s all dirty.

You killed me Hollander. I am dead.

Such a good trick.

Ilya’s cup speech

Wow, genetic.

Chair drag

I want to watch.

Fuuuuck.

Episode 3

Girl

Thank you, Kyle

Good job, I love you – full audio with crowd

Good job, I love you – crowd in background has been slightly lessened in sound

Good job, I love you – crowd removed

I’m too lazy to be a serial killer.

Can I f*ck you?

Can I be too intense?

I want you so bad.

I want you more than anything I’ve wanted in a long time.

Morning Scott. Morning Kip. The usual please.

Not just a pretty face.

He deserves sunshine. And so do you.

Episode 4

Wanna get me pregnant too?

Mr. Real Estate

You like tuna melt?

Have a fry, Shane Hollander.

Stubbed my toe.

Tell people!

Episode 5

I kinda prefer being the hole, rather than the peg.

So are they out of ginger ale?

Cats and dogs. Fucking beauties!

Goodnight Shane

Goodnight Ilya

Bol’she, bol’she, bol’she, bol’she

Listen up boys speech

Hi this is Ilya. I will never listen to your voicemail.

I will be better when I see you in your glasses again.

I’m so in love with you and I don’t know what to do about it.

Okay. Not good. Probably bad.

Ilyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Heyyyyyy.

Yes, better.

Bye bye.

Will you come to my cottage this summer?

Heyyy to Maybe.

I’m a fully grown adult.

I’m coming to the cottage.

Episode 6

Thankfully, I found the person who changes everything.

Is this a Jeep?

No it’s British.

Practical.

Good in the snow.

Practical. Good in the snow.

Real estate fetish.

Oh, why is that?

This room isn’t available to the guests.

I’m sorry sir we’d really like to accommodate you, but…

Sir, I’m just a bellboy.

Leave me alone. No.

Just the Loon

LOON – What the fuck was that?

Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird.

Oh, so now you speak bird, too.

Ilya – Good morning.

I like you. I like you too.

Entire good morning/I like you

Ilya. Shane.

But I am always thinking about this slow fucking hockey player…

I don’t ever want the problem to ever go away.

I love you. Holy shit.

Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.

She would have loved you.

I love you (in Russian)

How did we let this happen? We are both stupid. And irresponsible.

Gimme kiss.

Oh they don’t know I play for Boston?

Lovers.

No, Ilya, that’s gross.

I have only been in love with one person.

I love you.

Then maybe it’s time to wake up, yes?

But you’re brave.

Your boyfriend is here.

I mean I think so. Yes. Probably.

Thank you for pasta.

Connor and Hudson

Connor speaks Russian.

Connor speaks Russian – no saxophone.

Go Babydoll.

SNL

When you get to hell, tell them Rozanov sent you.

God, I love being in my forties!

Look who finally showed up. HUDSON!

I’ve never felt so cool!

How dare you.

How dare you!